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This is probably one of the vainest About Me pages. You will know who really I am by reading this… from start. To end. Good luck!

Short Version

If you’re lazy and can’t be bothered to read the long version.

Real name: LULZ ASK
Nickname: Yvette, Eri or Era
Birthday: May 26, 1992

Hi. I’m Yvette, though its not my real name. I’m a 16 year old gamer girl with a face of a 13 year old. I live at a boring place inside the Philippines. And yes, I’m a Filipina. And yes, I’m a proud one. And no, I’m not Japanese. I’m lazy and clumsy (see, I even tell you the truth) and I always mess up with things. I’m really loud (or talkative) which may be annoying to other people. Know what? I don’t care.

I’m always accompanied with my shitty cellphone and soon will be married to a computer. I’m currently in a long-term relationship. You will not be interested but if you really wish, check out the special category with stories about my love life.

I always rant about random things. Okay that’s it. You can always read the longer version if you want.

Long Version

Aww you’re gonna read this? Isn’t that sweet.
Yvette is not my real name. It was given to me as a nickname by my awesomeness parents. My real name consists of two names. You can always ask me for that. I don’t like publishing my real name on the internet. To give you idea, it is cool. Because the first name I have is unique. You would not meet someone (yeah I’m that confident) with the same name as my first name. I was born on May 26, 1992. Which makes me 16 years old (written on 2008), a Gemini and born in the year of the Monkey (on Chinese calendar). I lived at Philippines for almost my entire life. I’ve never been to other countries, I wish I would, though. I’m a proud Filipina and all you sfksdhdgh who thinks Filipinos are stupid, think again. People often mistaken me as a Japanese girl because of my huge eyes and most of my features resembles to a Japanese. Its kinda weird though. :sheez:

Anyways, let’s get Physical. I stand 5′3 and have a pale skin — that’s what they say. I have a small round face, big eyes, a small nose and an average lip. I have reddish cheeks which I’m proud of because I don’t need to put a blush on to be beautiful. :blush: A skinny body, but people always argue with me because its not skinny, its thin. But whatever. [End physical]

In my grade school days (now this is when the story gets boring), I was enrolled to a private school and thought I’ll spend the rest of my life school life there. Unfortunately, I was transferred to a public school in high school. Which opened my eyes to the real world.

I’m really lazy which is why almost every people around me hates me. I’m clumsy and I always mess up with things. And never in my life I can deal with creativity and cleanliness. Those are my two mortal enemies (at least I’ve proved that mortal enemy does exist ;) ) I forget things easily. Don’t know why. I’m talkative so you can always ask me about random things. We can even talk endlessly if you want! The sky is the limit! REALLY! I’m moody. Hehe. I’m also a gamer. I’ve got accounts at Ragnarok (on all servers, but I play the Lydia server most of the time - ahh the good times. I wish someone would be strong enough to bring up the good ‘ole days), 02Jam (I rarely play it since I’ve got much more important things to do first than that *cyberhugs her blog*), Audition, Tantra and MU (I’ve tried those 2 games, I failed).

I love watching movies (page totally not updated, lulz). I also love the series of Family Guy, The Simpsons, Joey, Friends, Scrubs, Gossip Girl, Heroes and Desperate Housewives. I usually listen to Powerpop, Electronica and RnB music. Its very rare if you’ll see me listening to “cut my wrists” sort of thing. I hate those.

Oh, I forgot to mention. I’m in a long term relationship to someone. (Sorry, boys!)

Will edit this again. For now, just bear with me. My brain is going crazy.

Things I love

Of course, just like every other woman, I mean GIRL, I also love few things. Use this as a guide if you’re feeling generous:

Ice Cream. Basically any ice cream, but I love Nestle’s Mango flavor the best; Candies. I don’t care if my teeth gets “aww”; Movie Marathons. I love watching movies, every bit, every genre. Feel free to send me your DVD Donations, I accept any copies :D ; Chatting, the endless chats. I usually spend most of my time (the boring days okay) at CHAT. I have Y!M but I don’t have MSN because I can’t get it to work at my computer; Kero-keroppi. A shameless confession: I was once called “kero” back in 3rd year high school. I’ve outgrown it to be honest. Even still at my senior years, some people still call me at that name; Balloons. I’ve got this weird thing of balloons, I love them. Especially the colorful ones, I hate it when they pop, though; Stuff Toys. My room is filled with it; Cats and Hamsters. I’ve got 2 cats. My first cat was named Jenna and was given to me by my dad as a gift. She is a Siamese Cat; Rainbows. Colorful - ahh lovely; Chocolates. Vintage things. Polka Dots. Chace Crawford.

Randomisities

Word is written at Yvette’s Webster Volume 1. Unfortunately, distribution of copies were banned due to spelling errors/mistakes.

  • I collect quotes. To be honest, I have a massive collection of quotes written on 2 notebooks.
  • I was a gymnast in my 2nd year high school.
  • I still have the stationaries I had since 10.
  • I use cellphone with my left hand.
  • I’m always late.
  • I WASTE MY TIME AT SURVEYS!
  • I like singing. But singing never liked me, even a bit. Its sad, I know.
  • I’m moody.
  • I wish on wishbones.

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